After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
he's gonorrhea incarnate
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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