he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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