Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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