You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Randomize
