My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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