The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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