my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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