She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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