Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I will be naked everywhere
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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