i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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