Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
