Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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