you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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