just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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