Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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