Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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