I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
