I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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