I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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