so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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