Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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