She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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