She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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