i jhust puked up my retainher.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
what is it with giant penises always finding me
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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