True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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