I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
