it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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