He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Can you repeat that, but with context?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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