Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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