....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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