Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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