Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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