she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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