You don't have asthma, your pregnant
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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