my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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