D3 body, D1 cock
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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