Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
