She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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