so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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