you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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