Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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