btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
