he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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