Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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