school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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