My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
