they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
