so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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