it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
do nipples grow back?
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