Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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