is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
soo... how was my night?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
