yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i out mim tonsoeep
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