summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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