I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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