will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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